i'm just an outlaw scumfuc playing my rock n roll
DOOOON'T TALK TO MEEEEEE
god gg, if i didn't think i wasn't gay anymore, i'd be sticking my dick up your dead ass
ohhhh baby

so, how's it been snapping?

remember that one bitch, marla, ok "she understaaaaaands me". whatever. she can suck a baby's dick. she set a homeless man on fire and let him loose in my house. what the fuck? bradley, you're out of my life, marla, you're out of my life. get the fuck out.

mmmm soft alcohol. no good.

ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT MY EYE?

"you must have discovered crystal meth"
get the fuck out.

yo, look, it's pretty obvious i don't know any of you people, and it's pretty obvious none of you like me
what are you doing here?
get the fuck out.

i don't know where i'm goin'
i still love you. i promise. i still love everyone and i still don't get chicks and i still hate the white devil and i still think missile belts are the hottest shit in the world and i still want to push a pregnant woman down the stairs.
"jettt i'm havin' yo baaaaby"

i've been thinking about myself lately
i think i'm a pretty cool guy, i guess
i think i made some good choices, you know
gave up those dick suckers with devillocks, those crazy chicks in red sweaters

sorry if i'm not the same guy you always knew, but i definitely still kick ass.

never had nothing that could keep my satisfied
'cept my booze and my drugs and that woman by my side
she was no woman but she's good enough for me
she's got that cunt and spread her legs and that's all i need

am i really that gay?

this is my mind being blown


this is me kicking butt as usual


and this is clearly me doing a calvin klein ad


you won't be laughing!