plez send nudez
don't trip

i've been having a lot of sex and having a lot of fun and doing a lot of things that are legal and good for me.
i wonder if you still like me? maybe i don't post enough pictures of my tits for you? maybe...maybe?
i don't like some stuff.

wwwwwwwwwhaaaaaat? where's my stories? well i'll tell you where my stories are! i don't fucking have them anymore. when you do shit that you're supposed to do, when you're not getting jerked off by dirty fags in dirty rooms with dirty people your life makes a big turn-around. when you eat nothing but carrots, your skin starts to turn a slight green and kids notice, i thought i might mention that too.

ok yeah fuck it. bradley was over. lots of jerking me off in dirty rooms. he's such a dirty fag. i love it.

ok yeah people don't like this stuff. i graduated from art school, got a job in a very nice place with air conditioning and no trees. not that there would be trees around here or anything.

i've decided to start rapping. i'm good. i swear to god. fuck.
fuck, i lied again. don't read my entries because i keep making shit up.

right now i'm updating while sitting in d's room in boxers with flies and barf and shit. and there's a bunch of tough looking guys with afros looking me up. one of them is in a wheel chair. real tough. he's got a house on his shirt.

hey is there any girls fly honeys on my friends list? will you send me some naked pictures? maybe post them in reply to this entry? maybe just some teasers? i want to prove to these big guys i'm no homosexual. come on.

ok i guess you don't have to do that. i'm a real nice guy and i hate when girls exploit themselves over the internet like that. you guys are a bunch of sluts.

nah.

YOU'RE TOO FAT
A FEW BARFS WILL CLEAR THAT UP

love you, so much,
jesus fucking...khrist.