Chunker Blitzkrieg ([info]jettumz) wrote,
@ 2004-08-10 00:10:00
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sick
bradley, oh god bradley.
you are my friend, friend.
you give me blow job
i give you a sandwich from subway.
we run off into rainbow sunshine together
with barking dogs.
and puerto rican prostitutes.
we do each other hair.
and like it so much.
and then when you are asleep,
i put my large cock in your mouth.
and you wake up
and laugh.
oh so silly.
i bake muffins for you.
and you say
"jet, you so hot, i want ass now!"
and that is how the story end.

bradley is my new best friend, just so you all know.
i wanted to do this super cool entry in which i used pictures, but i don't know what to use pictures of.

i was going to look up "sexy" on google image search and give you a nice picture of what i thought marla and bradley were equivalent to, but all i found were pictures of dumb looking, half naked 18-year-old girls. oh! there's an old lady. i found a picture of some 40-something blonde lady with her 'ol saggy tits hanging out everywhere. it's really giving me a boner. oh. lesbians. i haven't seen that before. ok...ok...ENOUGH "SEXY" OLDER WOMEN, ALRIGHT?

my entries are all just good typing.

hey this is really milking my prostate. i will continue searching.
oh...oh! uhhh...OH MY...OH MY GOD SHE'S GETTING GOOZED! [said in a very high-pitched voice, you see]







there you go, that picture is everything that is marla and bradley.

also, someone tell me how old this girl looks, seriously.

AHHHGAD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!>???!
. this entry is done.
hfdfhfgjjdfgfdg

i'm sorry. sub par.

i hope my good poetry was...good.



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[info]freedomaintfree
2004-08-10 12:03 am UTC (link)
about 16 probably...

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hrmm
[info]34_inch_waste
2004-08-10 04:35 am UTC (link)
its tawnee stone, she's 18-19.
don't ask me how i know

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Re: hrmm
[info]jettumz
2004-12-31 07:21 pm UTC (link)
you know because you're dirty and like girls that look like they're 13.

*cough*

go kiss a leprechaun

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Say no to pedaphaelia (sic)
[info]born_stubborn
2004-08-10 04:59 am UTC (link)
ABORT MISSION!!! She doesn't look a day over 14. That'd be like banging your little sister. uuuugh...

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[info]ottawa_rah
2004-08-26 11:11 pm UTC (link)
hey it's me :]
(new journal)

<33

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[info]valerias
2004-10-21 02:00 am UTC (link)
hei , added you on my friendlist , hope you don´t mind .

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