Current mood:	bitchy
Current music:	misfits ~ some kinda hate

hey there home grease, wha's crackulatin'?

my life is obviously far too hectic and fast-paced to be updating this thing on this internet business now-a-days. actually that's not true. last night, i layed around at this guy's house named bradley. he wasn't a hippie at all. actually, i was starting to question it. this bradley guy who wore clothes that were way too tight on him. black clothes. and had a devillock. what a loser. yeah, his house was filled with incense. and me and ashley were laying on his bed looking at the ceiling because he draws pictures of naked fat guys in blood or red paint or something. totally.

i think he kept trying to give me a blowjob. not that i minded, but i would be like sitting there eating some...sprouts...and he'd be all over my nuts. like a dog. and then i'd think about marla and want to cry so i told ashley to kick me in the face. then i thought it was a bad idea because i knew ashley would tend to do things that were told of her, so she kicked me square in the forehead, right while this stick figure pseudo-deathrock asshole is messing with my pants.

fuckIN A.@@SRGFG

i don't like doing stuff anymore. it gives me migranes. and gonorrhea. i mean the clap.

oh maaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn...

so, did you hear, the soviet union has been reformed? and last night, they re-built the entire berlin wall.

no, i'm serious.
go watch the news you fucks.

ok i'm sorry for calling anyone on my friends list a "fuck". you know i love you.

hehehehehehehehehehe

oh yeah and they were trying to give me beer. and i said "nah dude, i don't drink beer, i only drink bad japanese soda". and then i realized what i was saying and went to the bathroom and shoved two fingers down my throat.
actually, i didn't do that. my gag reflex sucks anyway. but no, i really realized i don't drink beer anymore.

yeah, i remember that conversation i had with marla. she hates drunk people. she can love me. she really can love me. i want her box.

MARLAOMG<3<3READMYLIVEJOURNALLLLLLLL!!!1

*sigh*
no more drinky for jet
i'll stick to the mountain dew.
or mountain lightning

yeah pirates of the carribean 2. omg j. depp.

GOODNIGHT SAILORS... i mean good morning.

your lover,
jet fucking fernando fucking knell fucking and a half