Chunker Blitzkrieg ([info]jettumz) wrote,
@ 2004-04-19 15:17:00
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Current mood: restless
Current music:the adicts

eggi-wegs
how was everyone's easter? bad? bad.

i think i just might get around to deleting some of you fucks who keep making a shit out of me having you added. i just don't understand how insulted one can be by someone taking interest in them. especially when they don't have to add me back. i give up. there's a lot cooler people who could take your place.

yeah, i don't update very often because i'm too busy keeping up my imaginary journal. i have this really weird obsession with pretending to be a sixteen year old girl in wisconsin who doesn't really exist. call me insane, i bet you will.

sailboats and lighthouses are not good subjects for photography, i tell ya what kids.

OH GOD DAMNIT GOD FUCK DAMNIT FUCK SHIT HELL AND A HALF.
so last night i was hanging out with marla. we walked around town and broke garbage. mostly me. imagine me, 6 feet and shrinking, with a fence post. NO! I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE HER! not marla, because she's fucking hot and awesome, but...her...that bitch who talks like she's really smart or somethin but nothing she says makes sense and she sounds like she's trying to be witty but she really isn't and her journal SUCKS ASS and AHHHHHHG. if i...wasn't spending so much time pretending to be a sixteen year old chick in wisconsin i'd kick her in the face with my steel-toe combat boots.

i guess this is why i don't get laid

back to marla. i can't believe she doesn't give me shit. she seems so...not the type of chick who walks around town and breaks things. she seems like the type of chick who would rather sit around and smoke pot and...plant a garden or something. or write bullshit (no offence) philosophy whilst listening to [insert deep and philosophical band here that isn't tool]. i remember jaine was like that for a month until she got a black eye. oh man, those were the days. when jaine and i would kick people in the face. and then we'd go out to the lake and walk on the water and these kids on ghetto bikes would be there going "shit man you're jesus" and i'd be like "damn right". right horrorshow.

i touched her thigh...yeah...i bet she...has ears.
MARLA...sex? please? maybe? yes?

AAAAAAIIEEEEEEEE YEAH I LIKE J. DEPP YEAH.
@$^$^&%*^*

you suck me sometimes,
-jflasdfdfhk-




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[info]zaoxuniform
2004-04-19 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
they won't stay dead,
l e a h

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[info]ivanvonrod
2004-04-19 09:01 pm UTC (link)
you got her thigh? you're in man.

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[info]innersamurai
2004-04-20 04:37 pm UTC (link)
What the horrorshow are you?

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[info]jettumz
2004-04-20 05:18 pm UTC (link)
vicioushamsterp's wild imagination. that's what.

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[info]innersamurai
2004-04-20 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I knew it! And what a sexy imagination she has. So uh.... analsex.
And so on.

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hm.
[info]eric_frost
2004-04-28 11:35 am UTC (link)
if at first you don't succeed, say 'fuck it' and go smoke some weed.

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i smoke two joints in the morning....
[info]pureasnysnow
2004-06-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
teehee

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[info]sellthemdreams
2004-06-27 12:29 am UTC (link)
may i add you? i assumed you never read anything i wrote, and id never read anything of yours. if we decide we hate each other, lets agree to delete each other. ok?

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[info]jettumz
2004-06-27 11:15 am UTC (link)
add me! i love friends. friends are like...orgasms...or something.

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[info]neverville
2004-08-20 06:11 pm UTC (link)
I agree with the friends are like orgasms thing. I'm always looking for better ones, heheh

You're added, old buddy (you've been hanging around long enough..and really I've never let you in on it but we are a bit alike >:)

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