Current mood:	ditzy
Current music:	DVDA ~ NOW YOU'RE A MAAAAAOOOON

so kids how goes it?
yeah me too

so i decided i'm the mayor of goochland

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WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY MIND
I PROMISE
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i paint murals

so i had this conversation with this one guy the other day and it went a little something like this:

this one guy: hey you look like you need a buttfuckin
me: yeah, you're absolutely right
this one guy: so do you like wax fruit?
me: goddamnit, my anus is leaking
this one guy: i think you're going to have to work through that
me: hey are you homeless
this one guy: yeah except i'm not
me: i only like homeless people. if you're not homeless you suck
this one guy: i'm a squatter
me: really?
this one guy: no actually i live with my aunt and use her computer
me: OH MY GOD! MY AIDS ARE ON FIRE!
this one guy: MINE TOO!

i wanna bang matt stone

umpqua?